JOE ” DON’T CALL ME JOIE” SIMMONS
I’m going fake a big lottery win. Put it in all the papers. Set up a pavilion and all that shit make a big deal of it and when you get there have a fleet of b-52 bombers fly overhead (it’ll be sweet) like 10 of them and 5 will be full of blood thirsty lions, four full of hornets nests and one full of spiders and drop them all on top of you from the bombers. then have a huge Tupac style hologram of you that is just maniacally laughing and pointing your middle fingers at everyone and play that at your funeral.
PAUL B. DEBERRY @soyourazombie
P.B.DeBerry is a writer/letter soup enthusiast in Massachusetts with a talent for over thinking. This bio took him five hours to write. You can read more from P.B. at.. fisticuffswriting.com